swaer-word

i-am-a-fish

everyday my body wants me to eat food, so I eat food. then the next day my body wants me to eat more food. what in the fuck hell

likeahyacinth

twilightarcade

Twitter post by @SkinnyTuna: We all got that one friend who is dead and is never coming back

Tumblr poll by @phantasyhalation: QUESTION FOR ALL GIRLS: grieve normally or 500 YEAR TIME LOOP. The latter won with 92% of the vote.

Quiz screenshot: Which word is most similar to defeat? Loss or Loop?

Tumblr post by @google-searchhistory-official: "We need you to break the time loop. Stop trying to save me. I love you." [This message has been played an obscenely large number of times. Would you like to hear it again?]

A list titled 10 simple ways to drive him crazy (without even getting naked). The first item is "die in front of him over and over again in every reality no matter how hard he tries to save you."

Tumblr post by @pendulum-north: cosmic horror (god loves you too much and keeps resurrecting you)

Twitter post by @CrowsQuartz: *walks up to a gay couple*: So which one of you dies in every timeline, and which one goes back over and over and over and over and over again trying to save them??

looper

likeahyacinth

sixthrock

this is really one of the best images ever

dudewheresmycock

that-house

death to the surveillance state

amazzingphil

gallarie

maybe i’ll feel more like myself after swimming for several hours and getting pruny and eating a sandwich with chips in it

tlirsgender

maykitz

i hope they never stop using floppy disk icons to indicate saving your file. doesn't matter how obsolete they are it's like honouring someone with a portrait on your currency

shiftythrifting

An action figure of Sigmund Freud, sealed in its box

Freud action figure?? That my partner and I may have accidentally shoplifted by putting him in the drawer of the nightstand we bought and leaving him in there at checkout.