I think my dad heard me crying cause he just cracked open my door and slid a piece of cake on the floor into my room
Just tell them you’ll give the sticker to whichever group does a better job of helping us win.
once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”
"fat girls shouldn’t—"
—have to deal with your narrow minded bullshit.